Honor MacDonald ([info]honormac) wrote,
2006-01-10 09:58:00
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  • Music: Glenn Miller Orchestra - String of Pearls

newly invented word of the day:

Godomite. A practitioner of the most grave and foul of sins: Godomy... Which is to say, of course, someone who's become so deliriously happy with having god up their ass that they try to forcibly shove god up your ass as well.

This is distinct from someone who tries to shove a non-deitic imaginary being up your ass... The proper term for that sort of person is "demented ass-freak". You can keep the specifics clear with this handy rule of thumb: Remember... All godomites are demented ass-freaks, but not all demented ass-freaks are godomites.

Anyone currently living in the US will recognize this one right away, but probably assume it refers only to radical christians. Actually it means anyone who tries to forcibly shove any deitic being up your ass.
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[info]the_leaking_pen

January 10 2006, 17:25:56 UTC 6 years ago

what about demidiedic concepts? such as the almighty dollar, the infallible 'murican presEdent, and the gawd of safety from the turrists.

[info]squidflakes

January 10 2006, 17:41:03 UTC 6 years ago

If its being shoved up your ass, its Godomy.

[info]varna

January 10 2006, 19:04:03 UTC 6 years ago

Does this include the Baby Jesus butt plug? I keep wanting to get me one of those...

[info]the_leaking_pen

January 10 2006, 19:23:18 UTC 6 years ago

you know, i know a lot of televangelists who could use that one...

for their mouths.
::coughrobertsoncough::

[info]nithos

January 11 2006, 21:30:38 UTC 6 years ago

It's rather convenient, if you think about it. No wonder our commander-and-chimp can talk to God - both Jesus, and his head, are firmly wedged in his colon with no hope of escape.

[info]sara_the_lazy

January 13 2006, 02:52:42 UTC 6 years ago

*grins* i remember this. awesome.

and great icon

~Sara

[info]schol_r_lea

January 20 2006, 04:33:59 UTC 6 years ago

This so deserves to be posted to [info]metaquotes. May I?

[info]honormac

January 20 2006, 06:40:58 UTC 6 years ago

*smiles*

Absolutely! And thank you :-)

Anonymous

February 15 2006, 16:51:51 UTC 6 years ago

Wisdom in the truest sense, but then again, relegion was never my strong point and so i tend to ignore it for the most part.
I am so much more partial to discussing the exsitance of pure raw chaos.
*makes a curtsy to the most illustrious equine* May your days be bright, and your nights filled with pleasure

~Tirial

[info]honormac

February 15 2006, 17:01:10 UTC 6 years ago

O.M.G...

You should email me. You should do this now.

-So- wonderful to catch a hint of your scent on the trail...

[info]lovewithoutfear

June 26 2009, 04:24:47 UTC 2 years ago

Ok, I know this is an old post. Just found it via a friend's journal.

I want to start using this word, which I never heard/saw before and which rocks. What say you?

[info]honormac

June 27 2009, 07:01:23 UTC 2 years ago

But of course...! That's why I invented it :-)
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